Easy on the eyes, but her attention whoring puts a Kardashian to shame. 1 dick? k. 2 I get after a round of wine spritzers - but in front of 1,200 people? Bitch, if I wanted to see livestock, I'd get my ban lifted from The Bronx Zoo.
Contrary to the social media hive mind, black girls do have sex with their privileged overlords. Unfortunately this one performs like George Costanza after an Adderall. Calling him 'inexperienced' would a compliment, HAHA.
Lewdness is lewdness, I don't judge. But when you start leaving business cards (8:45) next to the finest Persian faux synthetic vinyl leather @ TGI Fridays you just soiled, we're on the verge of crossing boundaries M'LADY.
2 things I value more than Arby's 5 for $5: One involves quilted toilet paper & pressure assisted toilets. The other is women so into their fantasies, they don't even need a costar to bring da squeeze. Today, 1 wish gets granted.
Tired of beating off to the same old ASMR fantasy videos, and want the next best thing? How about a sexually-inept Nigerian that looks more helpless than DJ Khaled in front of 10,000 vegetarians? you played yaself.
This will peak any cougar fantasies you may be struggling with. It'll also kill any hope you have at another site's titles being authentic. #FAPWITHOPE
I was half expecting this chick's balloon knot to snap back into shape like a Yo-Yo... not pucker up like someone buttfucked her with a handful of Kimchi. Still hot. Just pop a few Advil int that sphincter and she be aiight.
You can't recover from this. She'll forever been known as the poster girl for autism in porn. She's essentially a walking, twitching, Reddit activist, yet she stays in good spirit no matter the chromosomes. I like dat, but I dont love it.
Pretty sure I uncovered an ancient dialect. I dub it squirrelwhorian. Kinda like Spanglish: it cant be taught, only invoked. Japanese electronics required.
Sex that almost kills you: The typical symptom of 'poppa didn't hug me, or he hugged me too much while I was asleep' syndrome. Most girls have regrets once this kinda thing goes public. But she has a different approach...
A little wisdom I picked up watching Joe Fowler's Paint Zoom infomercial: Proper preparation is key. Think it cant apply to assfuckery? Neither did she.
14 minutes of Internet fame, and this elementary educated twat turns into the Floyd Mayweather of porn auditions. In other words: You'll pay good money to watch her in action, but only after she shuts the fuck up.
Not 1, but a ménage à trois of Harambe dicks go into attack formation, and she couldn't give less than a shit. srsly, I've seen more concern in a Walmart service line than this war-torn slut has for the function of her cornhole.
Listen homie, I've seen some pretty deplorable shit in my day: Guadalajarian safari porn, erotic photos of Dennis Rodman, Birdemic. But THIS? This shit had my complete attention for all 40.5 minutes. #MAKEASEQUEL
What weighs 245lbs, has the lower body of a centaur, and enjoys turning female genitalia into mashed potatoes? This couples hired gun... and he's not even at full power yet. More unidentifiable rectum sodomy HERE
Is the irony of a girl binge-watching a show about incest being completely unaware of her sister playing the skin clarinet, lost on anyone else? Just me?
How to make your absurd family tree porn 50x better: Cast actors that don't look like they crawled out of Danny Bonaduce's asshole after a 2 night stay in Tijuana. That's what people want: To FAP. Not FAP and instantly regret it.
After banging a good 85% of the Czech Republic's population, he finally broke unfamiliar ground: A mint condition hymen... and an uneducated one at that. She taps out quicker than me during the Baywatch movie.
No lies: This video sucks. Except the 4 secs between 4:12-4:16 when it looks like every bad life decision and this morning's Jimmy Dean breakfast bowl came back to haunt her at the same time. She freezes, I nut, you bookmark.
She's cute... right up until he fires his glitter spitter. Her dry heave @1:51 does a great job of killing my towering erection she created just minutes earlier.
