Today we get educated on 3 vital things, so grab your t-square and pay attention. #1: Ancestry.com is a troll site. #2: Language barriers aren't an excuse when you talk like a dyslexic chinchilla. And #3: 25 is the new 100.
Gender-bending haircuts, legit physical similarities, possible inbreeding... all in the name of passing off 'brother and sister video #2391" as authentic. Quite unsettling. I'd say A&E's fetish for adult diapers has met it's match.
Modern society can't walk more than 6 feet without tearing the phone out, and frantically telling the population how different they are from it. It's a srs disorder, and let me tell you: identifying as a toilet is as good as it gets folks.
Urkel sets up his BLM movement in some grade-A trailer park tushy and she's spazzing out like an epileptic at a rave - How can things get better? They can't. But the vulcan cock grip she pulls off at 2:31 is a great start.
Meet Yuki: FetLife member, and Female Gender Studies enthusiast. She's not exactly the type to shy away from one-night-stands or secondhand tampons. But today that carefree attitude is about to get Bill fuckin Cosby'd.
Three years of forcing porn producers to scotch guard everything in a 2-mile radius was no problemo. But ~60 secs of churning butt butter? GAME OVER. Ladies and gents: I present to you the enigma of Asian scrag hags.
Did flashing interns at the local 7-11 becoming a challenge or something? Apparently this winner prefers cleaning ladies. Specifically the types that have to bleachthe shit stains out of Walmart porcelain. C - L - A - S - S - Y
Don't let that lack of muscle tone fool you: She's a protein assassin. We all have a calling in life... and after skull-fucking the basic multiplication skills out of herself, I think we all know what her future holds. ยป networking.
Today's Lesson: Looking like Peggy Hill won't save you, anal sex is the cure for racism we're all looking for, and watching an XL female treat a black man's penis like the pastry line at Golden Corral is strangely erotic. yeeeep.
Buttsex is buttsex, I don't like to discriminate. But when your mud puddle starts spitting the deposit back in my direction, we're walking on the line of unforgivable m'lady. One semi-prolapse, and it's relationship termination.
This chumpo prefers his women to be on the defensive, specifically ones that have the best set of knockers I've seen this side of Walmart's customer service line. I promise, its the greatest ICP-fan sex tape you'll fap to today.
How many times have I said "mother of fuckin' AC Fucking Slater, this dude's custard cannon weighs more than her entire body" ? Sixty four. How many times did I actually mean it in the literal sense? Zero. UNTIL NOW.
Dude must've spent a good portion of his life being blue-balled, leaving him with only 1 pathway to sex outside of the zoo. He deals with fornication the same way I dealt with Battletoads on NES... buttnaked and confused.
Kenzie Reeves. aka porn's newest 78 pound answer to the most important question of 2017: "how far can we go with incestuous storylines?" A sexual Joanna Lannister if you will. More ridiculous facial expressions HERE.
This guy might as well be the Conor McGregor of butthole dysfunction, and today he's teaching Relationships 101. Adopt his patented "Oklahoma whiff n' dip", and I promise, ur lady will never think about crying misogyny again.
Bad translation, or a new wave of feminism? I don't know, but her days of leading roles are over. It'd be like casting Dwayne Johnson in a drama about physically handicapped transgenders. Some things just can't be pulled off.
As if whoring his girlfriend out to multiplestrangers on Tinder isn't bad enough, this roody poo cuckaboo discovers a new way to bloom in the garden of STD's. Except this time, they're actually out of their element, lol.
Camgirl? Pro? More like Jennifer Lawrence 27 trips to Burning Man later. Whoever she is, I hope sacrificing complete control over her rectal muscles was worth the 50 tokens. Interesting approach to spearfishing seen @8:58.
This is perverse. More perverse than that time I took advantage of free chimichanga day at a local taco hut before a colonoscopy. Wait no, that was hilarious. In other words: 'i made it rain'. More public depravity videos HERE.
Most erections flat line after being denied so aggressively, maybe translate into a domestic violence case or 3. Not this guy. He refuses to take no for an answer, and the result is more physical therapy than physical attraction.
