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He's got a unique look. Could almost pass for a greeter at an Aspergers-only Hollister. But the compliments end there, cause this being online only sunk his stock faster than Brexit. I can smell the suicide note from here.
For fuck sakes, there's only 2 things capable of further emasculating a 4"9' Japanese man that's too small for Baby Gap's summer line. One is the Air Safari line at Six Flags. The other is whatever the shit is going on here.
Not the 1st vid I've seen with a man using all 3 inches of his manager special balogna as an ice breaker, but it may be the worst. Average k/d for these creepy fucks is like 1:50. Him? Can't even get on the scoreboard lol.
Have you ever seen a man so desperate to bust a nut, he'll sign a release form promising the payload will be delivered to a Ziplock sandwich bag, to be used later as chewing gum for TV legend Bob Saget? Me too.
Concert goes from casual genital appreciation, to a full blown AIDS epidemic when 1 reckless cunt turns her vayjay into a full serve cock carwash. 1 migrant after another get granted VIP access, zero questions asked.
Somewhere between the home depot sheetrocking, and her costar having a more objectionable gunt than the entire NFL draft, I've lost the desire to masturbate. But one things for sure: Waterboarding works. Proof: This.
This is dangerous. More dangerous than the time I evacuated a week's worth of Domino's MeatZZa fest thin crusts through the window of a moving vehicle. Actually wait, that was bravery. This is just stupid.
Her boyfriend's the kinda dude that gets so high, he tries to vacuum his own shadow. Clearly this is a girl that's no stranger to surprise trips to the gynecologist.
Using my genitals as defense for a bear attack is a story I'll never tell... but must be neat being this guy. Girls love the challenge, he needs two tickets to board a plane and the zoo doesn't need him back until 6.
Cute girl has an unpredictable FML moment after realizing her love interest has worse social skills then a fucking potato. Lesson learned: Never mess with a homosexual in flip flops. Dignity left a long time ago.
The video is buried under 371 thumbnails. That's gay. What's not gay is convincing your lady to 'keep going' after she's tasted her Baconator for the second time. So raise your RC Cola to the man that did just that.
Confession Time: There's nothing poo-related about this video, save for maybe the remarkable dumper this girls attached to. Real talk: I'd sit through 7 seasons of Gilmore Girls just to hear it fart into my voicemail box.
There's a thin line between graduating Julliard, and reprising your role as "Mother" in I'm a Sister Fister! Volume 28. Where the line lies, I don't know... but I'm damn sure this part-time MILF has the GPS coordinates
The face of a virgin paired with a twat that's seen the blunt end of a piranha. Sorry lady, but if you expect me to believe this fantasy, you're gonna have to pick yourself up a sewing kit and get to work. Immediately.
Other than IHOP's senior discount, there's only 1 thing I'm envious of the eldery for and that's the noble art of not giving 1 fuck. Tack on a 93% probability of shitting himself in public, and we're talking legend status here.
Scroll over to 1:02 for the unexplainable. Imagine one of the worms from Tremors trying to speak Portuguese and actually making some progress. That oughta do it.