How this girl was convinced to double fuck half the cast of No Country For Old Men is beyond me, but I bet my bottom shilling it had something to do with maxed out credit cards, and an unorthodox addiction to Cialis. GG
This is ridiculous. Not lol-ridiculous like a chunk of society identifying as non-binary lesbian attack helicopters. She has zero reaction to being gutted like a sturgeon, and I keep waiting for David Attenborough's explanation.
Dare give your pocket change to a girl with one of these things crammed up her barking walrus, and you'll be rewarded with more shakes than an epileptic with a day pass to Six Flags. SPOILER ALERT: Bitches be faking.
Reminds me of the time I finally gamed that redhead at Baskin Robbins with the clubbed foot, and miscalculated my mother's arrival time. Not since Forest Gump, have I seen someone with a disability run so damn fast.
Hilarity strikes when a day-laborer notices two triple-D's swinging in the distance, and feels the sudden urge to flog the dolphin. Fuck the customer service line at Walmart, this deviant just found his target audience HAHA.
No rectal penetration... but trust when I say anal stimulation was achieved faggit. Lavar's elephant tusk makes contact with all erogenous zones, no matter the entry point. That's the primary benefit of weighing 71.5 lbs.
Take your average Old Navy cashier, incentivize her with 4 minutes of Facebook Live fame and 2 complimentary strains of HPV, and this is what you get. Apply all yogurt-based lubricants and gift cards accordingly.
Wife has second thoughts about the butthole boogaloo, right as he's about to shoot some tadpoles at the moon. But there's no escape, she voluntarily submits. In other words: This is a PSA on the importance of communication.
Shame this girl doesn't make videos anymore. A damn crying shame. Never again will we see this level of excitement when it comes to colonizing the brown planet. Today's fap will be followed by a moment of silence. RIP.
WOW. Between having the penis of a guinea pig, and the hairline of Danny Devito, I don't know what this Idaho spud fuck was thinking. Whattaya guess he titled this for home use? 'Caterpillar Cock Campaign #3'?? HAHA
I'll forgive the lack of tits in this video. I understand your need for attention. But cutting off the petting zoo fantasy BEFORE stepping foot into the Madagascar exhibit? ZERO STARS, you blue-balling, distrustful shit pigeon.
Consider this a pleasant reminder that if you think you're really good at something, an Asian is already doing it better. Especially ones that can multitask a 4.0 GPA and more sausage than a birthday party in New Jersey.
My gut instincts tell me this is about as probable as Shia LaBeouf being properly medicated during business hours.. but I do find her full body dry-heaving, and fluid distribution kind of compelling. Thoughts?
Just skip to 8:01. The part where he goes Robocop toxic waste scene inside the walls of her gravy cave. If the consistency of his brand doesn't scream 'I maintain a steady diet of yogurt and silly putty' I don't know what does.
If physical pain at all plays a role in the enjoyment a person feels, I would estimate Rocketta Balboa here is hovering in between 'Level 10 Orgasm' and "I got an extra McNugget in my value meal". Ejaculate with caution.